
That was just rude. I don't know what came over me. You guys aren't bitches. If anyone is the bitch it's me for not blogging in forever. I'd like to pretend it's because one of my scripts has been bought by a big Hollywood producer or that I was vacationing with Penelope Cruz, but alas, ...

I want to thank everyone at the Academy Awards last night who wore a beard in solidarity with the contributors of this site. It's a great compliment to know that we've influenced their work so much. Here are a few examples:

First of all, let me just say once again that Helen Mirren is the sexiest woman on the planet. Well, second sexiest, my fiancée is the first of course. Okay, now that I have that out of the way; let's talk about the Oscars.
I want to be the first to thank the ...
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