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Natalie Portman, as part of World Patrol Kids, sings and dances for recycling. What an awkward video. At least it's not a sex tape or evidence that she was part of a Nazi youth group. So many terrible videos make it online about celebrities past, this is by far the goofiest, but also the cutest. ...

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I don't play a lot of video games, never have. In fact we just got a Wii a few weeks ago and all we have is Mario Kart, but it's more than sufficient for us. I hate the games where you have to find the key to the door you passed half an hour earlier, and ...

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Quite the lofty goal for this post, but if the writers at We Have Beards are one thing, it's arrogant. I mean confident. My writing career started in college on the school newspaper. I like to pretend like I was a journalist, obviously I'm still pretending with this blog. Nevertheless, my love of newspapers started long ...

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So, it's a slow movie week for me. I haven't watched much, and I know all of you are dying for more of my reviews, but alas I have nothing. So here's a video to tide you over. It combines parts of my last two posts: Iron Man and Babies.

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Swell’s Dan Dawley Makes WeHaveBeards Look Cool

May 5, 2010

For the readers who’ve been around since the beginning, I’m talking to you Mom, you’re aware of the changes the site has gone through in terms of design. The reason is I’m not good at graphic design. However, what I am good at is getting the professionals to take care of the things I can’t [...]

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The Trustworthiness of Beards

April 22, 2010

Matt McInerney from pixelspread.com designed this amazing chart to help the average citizen understand the “trustworthiness” of someone with a beard. I don’t think there’s anything more appropriate for our blog. Click the image for a full screen version with a zoom in option.
Black Beard, Little Beard and Brown Beard all fall under the very [...]

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An iPad is Blended and Red Beard Weeps

April 9, 2010

Tom Dikson, founder of Blendtec, blends everything. So far no proof that it’s fake. I can attest to the fact that the screen does look like that when broken because in a fit of rage I demolished my iPhone in a similar manner. Rage might be an overstatement, or the most accurate way to describe [...]

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Decrypted Video of U.S. Forces Firing on Journalists

April 5, 2010

Wikileaks.org, a website for government and corporate whistle blowers, posted the following video today of U.S. Apache helicopters firing on a group of men that included two Reuters journalists and two children. The engagement ultimately claimed the lives of 12 individuals, including the reporters. The video speaks for itself. Warning, the video is extremely graphic.

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2020 Census Proposal: How to Define Your Race

March 19, 2010

The 2010 Census is hitting everyone’s mailbox in the coming weeks, if it hasn’t already. It’s a simple form but the race part is confusing in a couple ways. One is the wording of the question and two is the purpose for having it at all. I’m of the opinion that our race really shouldn’t [...]

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5 Signs that YouTube is the Beginning of the Apocalypse

February 24, 2010

I’m afraid of YouTube. I never venture too far within its confines. The reason is inevitably I come upon something truly discomforting. Things that normal people living in a normal society would try to keep hidden. Like why does every obese person in the world think dancing on YouTube is a great idea? I [...]

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