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Letterman Wants a Million Dollars: Joaquin Phoenix Defends I’m Still Here on Late Show

September 23, 2010
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The Only Thing to Do in The Town is Pack Up and Get Out

September 17, 2010

Ben Affleck is a hit or miss kind of guy. Good Will Hunting: Hit. Daredevil: Miss. Forces of Nature: Big Hit! (At least for me. Yeah I like Forces of Nature, so what?). The Town seems to fall under the miss category. Not for lack of trying. I think Ben Affleck went into this movie with great …

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Werner Herzog Rescues Joaquin Phoenix from a Car Wreck: Animated Recount

September 16, 2010
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The Fighter Trailer: Onset Douchebags Christian Bale and David O. Russell Team Up with Mark Wahlberg

September 16, 2010

David O. Russell is such a dick. I don’t know if you’ve seen any of his tirades from the set of I Heart Huckabees, or heard stories about his antics on the set of Three Kings, but he’s an asshole. If you haven’t I’ve include them below. The problem with Russell is that he’s also a damn [...]

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Rutger Hauer is Obviously a Hobo with a Shotgun

September 4, 2010

I don’t know why I’m posting this. I hated both Grindhouse movies. I’m not a big Quentin Tarantino fan and the longer Robert Rodriguez makes movies the worse they get. Of course neither of them had anything to do with the production of Hobo with a Shotgun, but it was one of the original “trailers” between Rodriguez and [...]

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Creepy Chatroulette Gets Creepier with The Last Exorcism Promo

August 27, 2010

I don’t know how many of you have played around on Chatroulette or know much about it. Essentially, it’s what it sounds like. You log in with your webcam and you are randomly assigned to other users on the site. It’s roulette. You have no idea who you’re going to get. Mostly it’s a bunch [...]

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Dinner and a Movie: Al Pacino is Serpico….or Paco if You’re His Friend

August 27, 2010

Do all large cities have a movie themed diner that shows film screenings while serving diner food? Well, DC has one. I actually think we have two. I could easily research this with a Google search, but I’m not going to. You’re on your own for that. Last night I went to one of these [...]

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Floating Penis, Breast Implants and Christopher Lloyd: A Review of Piranha 3D.

August 23, 2010

I once saw Richard Dreyfuss speak. He was a cantankerous old man who spoke openly about his industry and pulled no punches. Something I respect in the Hollywood elite. When questioned by an audience member about why he took a gig on Poseidon, the atrocious remake of The Poseidon Adventure. Dreyfuss looked into the audience and with a [...]

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Teaser Trailer for I’m Still Here with Joaquin Phoenix

August 17, 2010

Finally a teaser has made it online for I’m Still Here with Joaquin Phoenix. It’s still unclear what the point of this film is. I’m hoping, preying even, that this will be a comedy. If it does then Joaquin and Casey Affleck, who directed the film, will have pulled off a great trick. The world has been watching Joaquin [...]

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The Expendables Review: Where the Hell was Carl Weathers?

August 17, 2010

Like most young men my age, yes I said young, I’m still kind of young, grew up on the action films of the 80s and 90s. The two biggest names in action were easily Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger. They dominated the testosterone fueled action genre of the 80s and 90s and I loved it. LOVED IT! [...]

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