Movies

The Avengers Comic Con Teaser

August 5, 2010

This is by far the most teasing I think I’ve ever seen from a teaser. This one is far worse than any other teaser because it comes with a voiceover from Samuel L. Jackson. The good news is he’s not yelling, probably the first time in his career. The teaser basically shows The Avengers logo. Not [...]

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Joaquin Phoenix Shows Support for We Have Beards with New Poster for I’m Still Here

August 5, 2010

The first look at anything from the “documentary” I’m Still Here with Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck has made it online and it’s scary looking because I never really realized how bad I must look with my crazy homeless beard. Anyway, the point is Joaquin loves We Have Beards. Remember when Joaquin Phoenix pursued his rap career? And [...]

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The True Origin of Inception: Scrooge McDuck & The Beagle Boys

August 4, 2010

Videogum is reporting that Christopher Nolan actually got the idea for Inception from an old Scrooge McDuck comic. Although the cartoon is very similar in basic premise to the movie, I doubt it had much influence on Nolan. I don’t think anyone ever argued that invading people’s dreams was an original concept. But this is a funny cartoon [...]

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Lesbians Need Penis: What I Learned from The Kids Are All Right

August 2, 2010

Jules (Julianne Moore) and Nic (Annette Bening ) are lesbians. 18 years ago they went to a sperm bank, made a baby. 3 years after that they did it again. Each of them had one child from the same donor. Now their oldest Joni (Mia Wasikowska ) has turned 18 and her little brother Laser [...]

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Thor Comic Con Trailer Finally Hits…But for How Long

July 29, 2010

I’m a bit nerdy. I read comics as a kid, I’m not going to lie. Hell, I read them sometimes now. But I’ve been waiting a long time for some of my favorite characters to hit the big screen. (I’ve also been dreading it, considering how most comic book films blow.) One character on the [...]

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NOT A JOKE: Titanic II Trailer. (No Kate and Leo)

July 28, 2010

I know movies like this exist. This one just makes me laugh so much. How ridiculous. Wonder if it will become the most successful straight to DVD release. Titanic II – TrailerUploaded by dreadcentral. – Full seasons and entire episodes online.

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Confused by Inception? Perhaps this will help.

July 26, 2010

Check out this amazing Inception infographic from Deviant Art. It helps to visualize some of the events from the last part of the movie. I don’t know how much it clears up for some people, but it’s a nice start. Check out my review here.

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A Roku Weekend and The Girl Who Played With Fire

July 26, 2010

My fiancée was out-of-town this past weekend. Which meant a lot of pizza, the toilet seat stayed up, and I could finally watch all the shitty horror and action movies that she’s too smart to waste her time on. I’m almost embarrassed to mention how many movies I watched this weekend and how bad each [...]

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New Tron: Legacy Trailer from Comic-Con

July 23, 2010

There are only a few movies left this year that I’m truly excited about seeing, and Tron: Legacy is one of them. Yesterday at Comic-Con Disney released their third trailer for the film. Now we find out a little more about the plot. I think the funniest thing about this preview is that Bruce Boxleitner continues to [...]

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