http://wehavebeards.com Discussing Movies, Books, Music, TV, Art and Food Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:37:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://wehavebeards.com/2010/09/04/rutger-hauer-is-obviously-a-hobo-with-a-shotgun/ http://wehavebeards.com/2010/09/04/rutger-hauer-is-obviously-a-hobo-with-a-shotgun/#comments Sun, 05 Sep 2010 03:53:03 +0000 Red Beard http://wehavebeards.com/?p=2245 I don’t know why I’m posting this. I hated both Grindhouse movies. I’m not a big Quentin Tarantino fan and the longer Robert Rodriguez makes movies the worse they get. Of course neither of them had anything to do with the production of Hobo with a Shotgun, but it was one of the original “trailers” between Rodriguez and [...] Related posts:

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]]> http://wehavebeards.com/2010/08/13/zhang-yimous-remake-of-the-coen-brothers-blood-simple-a-woman-a-gun-and-a-noodle-shop/feed/ 0 http://wehavebeards.com/2010/08/11/10-must-see-movies-of-2010-at-least-for-the-rest-of-2010/ http://wehavebeards.com/2010/08/11/10-must-see-movies-of-2010-at-least-for-the-rest-of-2010/#comments Wed, 11 Aug 2010 17:06:09 +0000 Red Beard http://wehavebeards.com/?p=2163 I don’t know about any of you, but the summer movie fair has pretty much blown. Sure there have been a few great ones. The A-Team was fun, Inception was great, while Winter’s Bone was better than any of them, but other than those, nothing has really stood out for me. I’m sure after I [...] Related posts:

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