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Sad But True: Batman XXX: A Porn Parody Trailer

May 3, 2010

Don’t worry, no porn or nudity is shown in this preview. It’s safe to watch anywhere.

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The Losers Lives Up to the Name

April 30, 2010

“The Losers” is all style and no substance. The biggest surprise is that it wasn’t directed by Michael Bay. There were so many slow motion and moving camera shots that I swear director Sylvain White must’ve watched every Bay film before shooting. Nearly every scene is in broad daylight, which is a dead giveaway that [...]

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YouTube Pulls M.I.A.’s “Born Free” Video

April 28, 2010

Of all the shit on YouTube, M.I.A.’s new video is the one they pull. After you watch it, you’ll understand why. It can still be found in some areas of YouTube with an age verification option, but those may be pulled also. “Born Free” is a very graphic video depicting Americans as an occupying force [...]

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Treme: Antoine Shows Us How He Uses His Bone

April 26, 2010

Last night’s “Treme” began with Antoine sharing his “bone” with a stripper from the club he’s playing at on Bourbon Street. But it’s okay, there’s “pride in Bourbon Street,” as they say on “Treme.” Last night’s episode took us further into the characters. We’ve moved past the character introductions where we see …

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Katrina: Trouble the Water, When the Levees Broke

April 25, 2010

Most recently I’ve been on a little Hurricane Katrina kick. My fiancée bought me Dave Eggers book Zeitoun following Abdulrahman Zeitoun, a Syrian-American, before, during and after Hurricane Katrina. Also for those of you that read on a regular basis, you know of my new found love for David Simon’s post-Katrina New Orleans series “Treme.” [...]

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HBO Films: You Don’t Know Jack Fails to Bring Back Al

April 25, 2010

Oh Al Pacino, how I’ve missed you. I don’t think Pacino has made a good movie since the last time he partnered with HBO. Don’t confuse the last few sentences to mean that Al Pacino has returned to the days of “The Godfather” and “Dog Day Afternoon”, that’s actually just the opposite. Despite Al Pacino’s [...]

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ABC Bans Lane Bryant Bra Ad for “Too Much Cleavage”

April 22, 2010

If there’s one thing the crew at We Have Beards love more than anything it’s women. That’s why I was appalled to hear that a Lane Bryant bra ad was banned by ABC. So I had to find out why. Fox was the first to refuse to show the ad during an episode of “American [...]

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The Trustworthiness of Beards

April 22, 2010

Matt McInerney from pixelspread.com designed this amazing chart to help the average citizen understand the “trustworthiness” of someone with a beard. I don’t think there’s anything more appropriate for our blog. Click the image for a full screen version with a zoom in option. Black Beard, Little Beard and Brown Beard all fall under the [...]

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Treme Episode: When We Learn that Clarke Peters is No Longer Lester Freamon

April 19, 2010

I foresee the toughest thing for people to accept about this show is its apparent lack of plot. “Treme” is not like “CSI” or any of the other acronym shows. It doesn’t start with a murder that’s summed up nicely by the end of the hour. Shows like “Treme” follow characters not plots. I recently [...]

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Kick-Ass Sucks Ass

April 16, 2010

I think the easy route for criticism of this film is its over-the-top violence. Sure, hearing an 11-year old girl say cunt and killing everyone in sight is not something you expected and/or want to see on a Friday afternoon, but let’s be honest, 11-year old girls are doing some pretty …

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