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It’s almost impossible to defend Tom Cruise. For a while I was able to do a pretty good job. But then there was the scientology and all of the couch jumping. So I’ve pretty much given up. But no matter how bad the movie, how stupid the story, Tom Cruise always wins me over. It makes me wonder if he’s in fact Xenu. He’s so cute and charming. That’s right, I have a little man crush on Tom Cruise. I’m not ashamed to admit it.

I’m also not afraid to admit that he got me again while watching “Knight and Day”Cameron Diaz, however, is a whole other story.

Roy Miller (Cruise) and June Havens (Diaz) meet on a flight from Wichita to Boston. The flight turns dicey when Miller is attacked onboard and kills everyone, including the pilot. June is unwittingly pulled into Miller’s world of intrigue and danger. The film is scene after scene of ridiculous action and non-stop Cruise charm, the only thing that keeps the film afloat.

The film is fun. I’m not going to lie. James Mangold put together a very entertaining comic/espionage/thriller. It’s in the same vein as “Mr. & Mrs. Smith”, but where as that film had two great leading actors to carry the film, “Knight and Day” is weighed down by Cameron’s consistent ability to ruin everything.

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Anyone who knows me, knows that I can’t stand Quentin Tarantino. He has an amazing knack for dialogue and visuals, but I hate, just hate him. I do like “Pulp Fiction”, although “Jackie Brown” is his best film. The thing I hate more than anything about QT is the career resurgence he gave John Travolta in 1994 with his role as Vincent Vega in “Pulp Fiction”.

I’m upset because we were pretty much rid of John Travolta. Other than the never-ending sequels to “Look Who’s Talking”, he was all but finished. Then QT comes along and gives him the role of his career. Sadly he hasn’t been able to live up to it since. He has prolonged his career, but I have no idea how. The only thing I can think of is people are still hanging on to his “Pulp Fiction” glory, hoping that somehow he’ll shine in the next project as brightly as he did as Vincent, but he hasn’t. Sure he did a decent job in “Primary Colors” and “A Civil Action”, but there are a million actors that could have taken those roles.

So as a public service here are the top ten examples of Travolta squandering the gift QT gave him.

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Goldeneye: My Second Favorite Game after Galaga, is Coming to Wii

June 16, 2010

I don’t play a lot of video games, never have. In fact we just got a Wii a few weeks ago and all we have is Mario Kart, but it’s more than sufficient for us. I hate the games where you have to find the key to the door you passed half an hour earlier, [...]

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Red Beard Pities the Fools Who Missed The A-Team

June 15, 2010

First, let me apologize for that headline. I’m sure there are a million reviews of “The A-Team” using Mr. T’s catchphrase. So I’m sorry for being a million and one. I’m lazy, it’s that simple. So this past weekend was the battle of the ’80s remakes. There was of course the first big screen adaptation of the [...]

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Another Mortal Kombat Movie? Really? I Mean Really?

June 9, 2010

Came across this video in my endless day of searching for movie news online. According to The Latino Review, this is a feeler short directed by Kevin Tancharoen to encourage Warner Brothers to pay for a full length Mortal Kombat feature. What’s new about this version? Well, it’ll likely be R. Which means violence and gore like [...]

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Away We Go or When I’m Big I Wanna Be Dave Eggers

June 8, 2010

Just caught “Away We Go” on HBO. Still as good as the first time I saw it. Actually, it was probably better. The last time I saw the movie I wasn’t engaged. So perhaps my pending nuptials have made the film even more relatable. I’m sure that’s something every couple said after leaving the theater. “I [...]

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Splice is Vile and Disturbing….Definitely a Must-See

June 4, 2010

In my last post I praised the early work of Michael Bay and lamented his diminishing talent as a director. I failed to mention, mainly because it wasn’t pertinent to the topic, his horror remake trend. He has rebooted almost every great horror franchise from the seventies and eighties. He started with “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”. [...]

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You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Seen Armageddon On a Turbulent Cross-Country Flight

June 3, 2010

I left the humidity of Washington, DC yesterday to return to the beautiful weather of Southern California. (Sadly I left the even more beautiful future Mrs. Red Beard….sigh.) On a lot of flights that across the country, there is inflight entertainment. In the case of Delta, there are small TV screens in the back of [...]

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