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Eric Balfour and His Creepy Facial Hair Star in Skyline

November 12, 2010

As a self-appointed expert all all things beards, and really facial hair as a whole, I have to say that Eric Balfour has the creepiest goatee I’ve ever seen. The sad thing is he’s been sporting this thing for a decade or more for all I know. If I wasn’t so lazy I’d start an online [...]

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Third Trailer for TRON: Legacy

November 9, 2010

Considering my last blog about how trailers ruined Due Date for me, I’m avoiding actually watching this trailer. So you will have to tell me how it is. TRON: Legacy is definitely a movie I don’t want ruined. I’m pretty excited about it.

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Due Date: Save Twelve Bucks, Watch All the Trailers Again

November 5, 2010

I love previews for movies. They do to me exactly what they were designed to do: create a palpable excitement. I love going to the movies. So when I see the first shots in a trailer of a movie I want to see, I turn into a child gearing up for Christmas. I wonder, “What’s [...]

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Red Beard Returns with a Look at Monsters

November 4, 2010

It’s been a long time. I could lie and say I was doing something important or heroic, but I wouldn’t lie to all the people that read the blog, all three of you. Instead I’ll just say I’ve been terribly busy and really haven’t seen a lot of movies. Okay, well you know that last [...]

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Cars 2 Teaser Trailer from Disney and Pixar

October 20, 2010
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Scream 4 Teaser Trailer Hits the Internet…Yeah, I know, Another One? Really?

October 19, 2010
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11 Year-Old Natalie Portman Dances for Recycling

October 19, 2010

Natalie Portman, as part of World Patrol Kids, sings and dances for recycling. What an awkward video. At least it’s not a sex tape or evidence that she was part of a Nazi youth group. So many terrible videos make it online about celebrities past, this is by far the goofiest, but also the cutest. [...]

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Jackass is the Three Stooges of My Generation….With a Lot More Dick Shots

October 15, 2010

If you’re a frequent reader of mine, you probably have an impression of me as a film snob, and that’s probably accurate. I do expect a lot from filmmakers, especially when they present their work as the second coming of Citizen Kane. Well, you’ll be surprised to know that I happen to enjoy Jackass. Does [...]

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Blu Ray Release of Back to the Future Trilogy Includes Footage of Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly

October 12, 2010
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Let Me In…Let the Right One In…Who Can Tell Them Apart…Oh Yeah, One is a Masterpiece in Filmmaking and the Other is a Rip-Off

October 7, 2010

So I liked Let Me In. Now before everyone is shocked by the fact that I finally watched a movie I liked, let me clarify that. How could I not like Let Me In? It’s such a direct rip-off of Let the Right One In, that there’s no way it could have been bad. Let the Right [...]

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