Why Beards?

Who is the smartest person you know?

Chances are that person has a beard.

The greatest minds in history have all had beards:

• Sigmund Freud – WELL MANICURED BEARD
• Leonardo Da Vinci – LONG WAVY BEARD
• Alexander Graham Bell – BIG BUSHY BEARD
• Jesus – GODLY BEARD

Well we have beards too. So that means we’re the smartest people you know. We’re so smart we’re only talking about stuff we really know: movies, television, books, music and art.

But sometimes we might get to stroking our beards and decide to talk about other things. We do what we want and you know why? Because WE HAVE BEARDS!