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January 2010

Don’t Watch District 9 Hungover…

January 3, 2010

…’cause it may rock your world a little too hard. If the phrase ‘Aliens are people too, man,’ resonates in the brain in that adorable South African accent while watching, you drank too much the night before. Stop the Blu-Ray and go watch Avatar. It’s much easier. Weeping for a race that doesn’t exist is [...]

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January 2, 2010
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Top 5 Television Shows of the Decade

January 1, 2010

The year ended last night. Which means it’s time for stuff like Top blah blah blah of 2009. However, this isn’t the end of just any year, it’s the end of a decade. Which means Top blah blah blah of the Decade. I am not immune to rankings. I enjoy it. Ask me what my [...]

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Black Beard Sets Out to Write a Book Review, Loses His Way, Writes Treatise on Art

January 1, 2010

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, there is a piece by Damien Hirst entitled The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living. I call it The Shark Tank.  Why?  Because it’s a shark in a tank and nothing more.  See, I don’t find anything worth my while in art [...]

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