Comments on: Remember When J.J. Abrams is a Character Raper

By: 3D Movies are Bad for America, The World and Avatar is to Blame — We Have Beards

3D Movies are Bad for America, The World and Avatar is to Blame — We Have Beards — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:25:36 +0000

[...] We’re living in the age of The Reboot, the hip new phrase meaning shitty remake. Remake has such a stigma associated with it that the birth of the term reboot was the most brilliant thing to come out of Hollywood in 10 years. Now people can sit around and call J.J. Abrams a brilliant filmmaker and forget what he really is, a character raper. [...]

By: WeHaveBeards

WeHaveBeards — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:06:36 +0000

Oh the Next Generation. I randomly come across the episodes in reruns and love to watch them. If anyone is interested season one of the original series is on Netflix instant streaming and Nintendo and Netflix have made an agreement so you should be able to stream it on your Wii now.

By: morganswitzer

morganswitzer — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:31:24 +0000

I think that Star Trek was fun and yes I do remember watching it with my entire family. It was a great show. I loved the next generation series more than the original series but I did love the original movies, they were great. I loved all the characters, The movie was a lot different than what I thought the characters were. But saying that I liked the new movie. I would not exactly call it rape but I do wish that he had stuck with the core of what they were instead of putting his new spin on them.

By: WeHaveBeards

WeHaveBeards — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:06:36 +0000

By: morganswitzer

morganswitzer — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:31:24 +0000

By: Morgan

Morgan — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:31:00 +0000

I think that Star Trek was fun and yes I do remeber watching it with my entire family. It was a great show. I loved the next generation series more than the original series but I did love the original movies they were great. I loved all the characters, The movie was a lot different than what I thought the characters were. But saying that I liked the new movie. I would not exactly call it rape but I do wish that he had stuck with the core of what they were instead of putting his new spin on them.

By: jesuslikesguys

jesuslikesguys — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:54:05 +0000

I would poke poca.

By: WeHaveBeards

WeHaveBeards — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:03:58 +0000

Oh man, Jessica Rabbit. That's hot. What about Pocahontas? Come on. You gotta give it up for Poca.

By: Jesus Likes guys.

Jesus Likes guys. — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:18:52 +0000

I'm Not really cool with character rape but I would be down for consentual sex with quite a few characters. Arwen form lord of the rings, Lara croft, Mary Jane from spider man, chick from titanic, all the ladies in quest for fire, Marla singer, Eleanor in the life aquatic, the Asian chick in waynes world, the blue chick in xmen(that would get freaky), Erin Brockovich, Jessica in who framed Roger rabbit, and the giant blue sexy na'vi Zoe.

By: WeHaveBeards

WeHaveBeards — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:02:01 +0000

And Vagina Beard you'll be happy to know that there is a mobile version of the site for your iPhone or Android with, wait for it, a custom bookmark icon. It's not the prettiest thing ever but whatever.