In a bit of Haitian earthquake news, Pat Robertson revealed that the reason for the disaster was that the Haitians had traded their souls to the devil in exchange for expelling the French. I was fortunate enough to speak with the devil this morning.
“No way can he pin this one on me. Pat Robertson’s a douche bag. And believe me I know douche bags. Now I’ve got to run. I’m having lunch at Dick Cheney’s house,” Satan said when I ran into him near the Dupont Circle metro this morning.
So there you have it, Pat Robertson is a douche bag. Straight from the mouth of the devil.
